31 August 2006

And on a lighter note...

Many bloggers shw the results of Blogthings quizzes. Ah well why not try a few of these tests myself and see how they come out.

Your IQ Is 140

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Genius

Your General Knowledge is Genius

Hah! Music to my ears, Pander to that ego of mine!!!! MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

You Are a Liberal for Life

You've got a bleeding heart - and you're proud of it.

For you, liberal means being compassionate, pro-government, and anti-business.

You believe in equality for every person, and you consider yourself universally empathetic.

Helping others is not just political for you ... it's very personal too.

Again, fair enough... I probably wouldn't use liberal, but pretty accurate..

You Are 68% Evil

You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot.
How Evil Are You?

68% evil??? If I am that evil then Ned Flanders is Beelzebub made flesh.. Ah well I suppose I had better change my name to Auric Pullmyfinger and get on with my plan for domination of the Blogospere.... No Mister Bond I expect you to die, Mwuahahahaha

You're 35% Irish

You're probably less Irish than you think you are...
But you're still more Irish than most.

So that Harp on my passport is an illusion then.. Listen America, sticking washing up liquid in your beer to turn it green does not make you Irish, or Oirish for that matter, it makes you ILL!!

Ah these tests are not serious..........


the flying monkeys said...

Very tempting. Ok, let me see how long I can avoid the temptation to take it...hmmmm

mullet said...

I'm more irish than i thought i was...but you are more evil - by 2%. homme fatale! Apparently you can go to a chip shop in irealnd and get roast,boiled,mashed,chipped potatoes as one meal!!

jams o donnell said...

They are hard to resist monkeys... I do like the avatar mullets, very fetching.

Less evil eh? Either the test has a low evil threshold or I have been a total cad and bounder! I;ve never seen that mix in a Chipper, surely not something along the lines of teh deep fried Mars Bar??

Matt M said...

140? Girly swot. ;)

Somehow I managed to be less evil than you (only 36%), yet still came out as a Republican on the political test...

the flying monkeys said...

as I continue to resist, i'll read your comments

hmmmm....roast,boiled,mashed,chipped potatoes as one meal...lmao

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Well, I'm exactly HALF as evil as you are, jams. 34%. However, I'm not listed as a genius on anything, only above average. Say, that must make you an evil genius, jams!

I'm also 0% Irish. I ate all that frickin corned beef and cabbage for nothing!!!

Mullet, me likey your picture. "A portrait of loveliness", says I.

jams o donnell said...

Matt, ewbl perhaps it is my theft of Christmas for the years 1997-2004 inclusive that tipped me into the realms of evil!

Having a high IQ does not a better person make.. this was underlined when became a member of MENSA (I left after a few months). Its magazine was full of drivel from misfits who couldn't get laid if they landed in a colony of naked nymphos.. (eg I have a High IQ but no girl will look at Oh why will they not respect me for my intelligence sort of thing, honest!)

The daftest thing is that they took themselves so seriously. I did go to one social event. I was so bored I got titanically drunk and somehow contrived to insult just about everyone there.... I was never welcome back, I wonder why??

Fear not ewbl all that cabbage was not in vain.. It is but a first step on the path to Irishness!

mullet said...

Thanks Elastic! See, i do an iq test and the next thing you know...i have a pic! Flying monkeys...I'm going to Ireland soon and i'm not leaving until i sample this spud dish!
Deep fried mars bar....scotland - sick man of europe...never!
A mensa social event? What the hell does that involve?

jams o donnell said...

Try asking for a spudasbord! I jest of course. A MENSA social? for everyone else, small talk and one or two halves, for me beign bored stiff then quaffing a load of alcohol to numb the tedium!

sb said...


And yes, irresistible!

Bad for me, but I'll play anyway.

I've an idea now on how dictatorships can be successful...

Redwine said...

Jams, something wrong with these tests:
my intelligence is well below the average, on the other hand I am 50 percent Irish (sic!), and 60 percent evil. I used to be intelligent and Hungarian. Mullet, this pic of yours is the result of an IQ test?

jams o donnell said...

If you have that secret SLB, I can see a nmillion would be caudillos beating a path to your door!

Ach as the not wife would remind, me that a high IQ does not guarantee I will remember to lower the toilet seat!.. 50% irish? I always suspected that you might be from Crokadoragha too! The lincher is the 60% evil rating. GODDAMMIT Red we know full well you are are evil beyond belief!!!