The title of this blog comes from a Gaelic expression -"putting on the poor mouth"-which means to exaggerate the direness of one's situation in order to gain time or favour from creditors.
12 July 2010
A crap chemistry joke
What weapon can you make using only Potassium, Nickel and Iron? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a KNiFe
4 comments:
I guess this is CEO Ted's revenge for the bad photos you took of him.
At least this did not involve Vanila Ice or cruelty to humming birds.
Now from the CEO Ted's office for sweeps week.
The owner of Satan Cat will be revealed to be Gweneth Paltrow who will make a cameo.
That will be followed by Plants behaving Badly and Who wants to give Simon Cowel a wedgie.
Ted is truly vengeful but plants behaving badly is a common feature here!
Ted has decided that a wedgie is too gentle for Cowell, he has proposed a 2 hour Cowell dismemberment special
Hmm... I suspect this would be funnier if I hadn't quit science after grade 9 in high school. :)
Knatolee I assure you it wouldn't be any funnier!
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