30 July 2012

Police hunt man who ate bus seat

Or so this intriguing headline on the This Is Devon website says.

I was looking forward to an account of a man who consumed a whole bus seat (with or without relish) Sadly this the headline is a bit of exaggeration on the part of the sub editor. The man in question was caught on cctv chewing the seat although he did cause £200 in damage.

Clearly the man was looking for some extra fiber....

8 comments:

Liz said...

A man has been spotted several times near us chewing lamp-posts.

jams o donnell said...

So he needed extra iron too!

Andrew said...

I'll stick to licking cathedrals, after a recent Jams post got me hooked. I was at Dunkeld cathedral today. Very yummy.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I think that some bus seats must be tastier and/or more nutritious than rugs at home.

That or he already used up all the chewable materials at home. On the other hand, he may be just overexcited by the Games...

jams o donnell said...

What did it taste like Andrew?

Ah who knows perhaps he was just peckish!

Andrew said...

I was expecting Cathedral City cheddar taste, but strangely not.

Steve Bates said...

And people think vegetarians like me are weird! I can't hold a candle...

jams o donnell said...

Chalk not cheese Andrew?


Haha, true Steve!