A Monday morning punishment post

I wanted to be up early this morning so I could get on with the chores I had planned for today and for which I had taken the day off. Did things go to plan? Did they my hairy arse! For some reason the monsters of my id decided to plough through the darker recesses of my memory and cause this abomination to keep me awake until nearly 5am as it played on a continuous loop.

My plans have gone awry, I overslept so as a revenge here is the offending piece in the hope that it bores into someone else's brain. After all misery loves company!