My heart really bleeds for the Church of Scientology at the moment. First we saw the departure of director Paul Haggis, then they get done for fraud in France.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Anything that embarrasses the pack of money grabbing charlatans is fine by me
If having a laugh a Scientology is not enough, you can now have a flutter on who will be the next celeb to leave the good ship L Ron Hubbard, courtesy of betting firm Paddy Power .
The hot favourite to jump is John Travolta at 9/4 (given the way that Battlefield Earth just about wrecked his second stag at stardom, I'm surprised he hasn't quit already)
Katie Holmes is at 3/1, Lisa Marie Presley gets 4/1, Priscilla Presley 8/1, Nancy Cartwright (the voice of Bart Simpson) is at 12/1, hideously overrated musician Beck is at 18/1 while Tom Cruise himself is a long shot at 50/1.
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