13 January 2010
Is Russell Brand the new Messiah?
I simply can't let a good simulacrum pass me by (or a bloody awful one for that matter) and recently we have had a veritable bonanza of Jesus and others appearaing on just about every imaginable medium... but not a Naan bread until now
Monday's http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/808516-face-of-jesus-appears-in-naan-bread Metro reported that Jesus had found the time to appear on a Naan bread served to David Howlett at India Dining in Esher, Surrey.
Is it just me or does the Naan bread actually bear the image of Russell Brand?
If Jesus appears on everything and Jesus looks like Russell Brand does this mean that that Brand is the Messiah? Does that make Katie Perry a new Mary Magdalene? Hmm I will get on our new Lord#s good side by finding his unfunny jokes and his crass antics the height of good humour...