I'm a little late with this news but better late than never. Huffington Post reports that Houston resident, Chyenna Richards, has had a visitation from Our Lord... in the form of mould on her bathroom wall.
"People say your house is blessed," she said. "I see the head, the hair, a cloak... Maybe it means something. Maybe look into yourself and see if you need to change something in your life," she said.
Hmm there you have it.... Perhaps it's a case of blessed are those who are lax in their housework for the Lord will be with them...
Still it's another fine simulacrum!