26 May 2010

Ah such trust!

The Fortean Times Breaking News section featured this article from Tech Eye: US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical. she claimed that she became pregant after watching a 3D porno

“I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.”

I think Erick is utterly right to believe his wife. Personally I am glad to see a little trust in this cynical world....

16 comments:

Andrew Scott said...

Sounds a bit like the story a girl supposedly called Mary (a laughable fiction itself) apparently got away with a few thousand years ago.

Andrew Scott said...

And I hope this latest nonsense doesn't cause as much trouble as that much older one has.

Sean Jeating said...

A wonder. A wonder!

Claudia said...

Well, at least, she didn't abort the innocent baby. And, thank God, neither did Mary. The only problem with the Birth of Jesus, is that evil people use his Name to commit evil. But much good has been done in His Name, and with His help.

I respect everybody's unbelief. I always hope my belief will be respected.

jams o donnell said...

Andrew I thought the dad was Nortius Maximus.. Wait that was Brian of Nazareth

We shhall have to see what transpires. If the father was a 3D pornstar will the symbol be a large dildo?

jams o donnell said...

Absolutely Sean. It is wonder indeed!

jams o donnell said...

That is true. Whover the father may be I hope the baby is loved. It's not their fault that the mother may have played away from home...

I think people should believe what they want so long as it hurts nobody else. Sadly christianity has been perverted by too many for their evil ends. But the same can be said for every fairth and philosophy...

Claudia said...

Jams - you have as much wisdom (if not more) than Solomon. That's why I visit you.

jams o donnell said...

I wish! Like most everyone else I don't always practice what I preach!

CalumCarr said...

I believe!

But then I am known to be a fool.

Claudia said...

I'm known to be a very solid, rational, no nonsense person, since I became a believer. It's before, I was a fool...

But then, it all depends what one does with what one believes. I've met non-believers whom I trust a lot more than I would some of those judgmental, hypocritical, finger-pointing believers.

jams o donnell said...

Ah Calum you are merely showing that you are as receptive to earthly wonders:)

jams o donnell said...

Claudia. I will admit that I will give catholicism a hard time - but then I was raised one

Being religious isn't a guarantee of goodness as we all well know. but such is life sadly..

James Higham said...

[Wry smile]

susan said...

Although there are many instances of miraculous births in mythology in general the mothers hadn't been watching porn in any dimension :-)

jams o donnell said...

It's worth a smile James!

Well perhaps it's because they don't want you to know it Susan!