Last week a group of Chinese and Turkish evangelical explorers said that they believe they may have found Noah's Ark, four thousand metres up a Mount Ararat.
The team say they recovered wooden specimens from a structure on the mountainthat carbon dating proved was 4 800 years old.
The evangelicals are "99.9% sure" that this is the Ark.
Are they correct? Have they validated the literal truth of an Old Testament fable?
OF COURSE NOT!