There are those who believe that the world is controlled by reptilian aliens in human form; others who believe that it's the Bilderbergers and the Rosicrucians that hold the reins of power.
In reality every event on the planet is controlled by the population of one tiny Pyrenean state known as Andorra. If the Argentines recapture Falkirk then you can bet your bottom dollar that the Andorrans were behind it. Lose a sock in your laundry and the Andorrans did that too.
For no good reason that can be established the Andorrans took umbrage when the Viking mission took photos of the Cydonia region of Mars and found the famous face.
It is certain that a number of people at Nasa got disappeared to beyond the French and Spanish border for that mistake. Since then they have done everything in their power to rubbish the idea that the face is evidence of an ancient civilisation.
Now it seems that the Andorrans have won. The latest high definition images of the area show that the face is just a mesa.
We have managed to confirm that the Andorrans are a terrestrial people with no known alien contacts so why they are trying to cover up the existence of the face is a total mystery. I fear that the truth is too horrible to contemplate....